Squirts Stinkies

Knee-high and gaseous, Squirts Stinkies is often smelled before he is seen. It is quickly learned, and never forgotten, to never be upwind from the pint-sized Gobbo as his arse is worse than his bite.

Despite his troublesome rear, Squirts is quick to make friends - even if it is only to save said rear. Very impressionable, the wee Gobbo is always eager to please the ‘Jugglies’ and the ‘Arsefaces’, though he is terribly unsure of most followers of the Raven.

Special Traits

Da Sacred Ting
Having been ‘gifted’ a sacred turd by Gork and Mork (or so he believes and says), Squirts continues on his mission to deliver the heavenly object.

To whom, he is unsure.